Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" JivePad 113th Edition

last SG · 2009-03-23T17:30:59+00:00

oic ..then i won't like .. coz i don't really like vinegar .. I like stuff with vinegarMy Bak Chor Mee I always ask for extra extra vinegar :)~

elindra SG

Ok stealing this from SG

This should go under the WTF news thread but -_-"

http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_354806.html

The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.

China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.

Doctors tried to alleviate the man's suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death. -- THE STAR/ANN

kopiosatu SG

All hail magneto. Destroyer of planets.

isn't that another character?

honeymouse SG

i refuse to call decaf coffee, coffee! eeerrkkkksss~~~~~~

I think the process used to remove the caffeine from coffee can do more harm to you than the actual caffeine does.

elindra SG

I think the process used to remove the caffeine from coffee can do more harm to you than the actual caffeine does.

Actually how do they do that?

I'm not sure about the process :P

honeymouse SG

Ok stealing this from SG

This should go under the WTF news thread but -_-"

http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_354806.html

The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death. -- THE STAR/ANN

that man had to be using viagra at the same time....

heard stories like these a few times....

av98m SG

Ok stealing this from SG

This should go under the WTF news thread but -_-"

http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_354806.html

The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death. -- THE STAR/ANN

what the......!!!

honeymouse SG

Actually how do they do that?

I'm not sure about the process :P

I just did a search..... have a read. It is not as bad as I initially thought but who knows what chemical (solvent) they used....

How Do They Remove Caffeine from Coffee?

cassie SG

actually it's not even 100% caffeine free. someone once told me i might as well have the actual drink since there's not much diff between decaf and caf.

elindra SG

And you pay more for something more unhealthy

-_-

tare SG

Ok stealing this from SG

This should go under the WTF news thread but -_-"

http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_354806.html

The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death. -- THE STAR/ANN

ex-colleague read the chinese paper and told me, apparently he see doc after TWO DAYS cos he can't pee... -_-" in the same article got another insert abt something similar... another old man hear his friends say putting a ring on his asset will help his *ahem*, he did and ring got stuck >.<

the Bear SG

decaf is evil...

saying that, i used to chug Jolt Cola by the litre

in other news, the proof-reading is being done by other committee members.. better them than me... but i'm stuck doing other things..

i send a rough draft to confirm accuracy to the people, they send it back to me totally changed and wrong.. so wrong it was questioned by their own boss...

the guy isn't around until later.. i'll go grill him about it when he comes back

tare SG

actually it's not even 100% caffeine free. someone once told me i might as well have the actual drink since there's not much diff between decaf and caf.

there's ALOT of difference in taste lor !!

honeymouse SG

And you pay more for something more unhealthy

-_-

Exactly.....

viciouskitty74 SG

took coffee at downstairs coffeeshop when my landlord suddenly decides he prefers my coca cola.

took one sip of the coffee and screwed my face up real bad.

Its tat bitter!

Or just because I am used to 'gourmet' coffee liao. kopitiam kopi cannot drink?

不如就死 SG

heard this from a nurse in A&E in one of sg's public hospital ...

an old man came into A&E complaining that he wants to be seen first because he's in a lot of pain as he hasn't passed motion for 16 days!

When its his turn, the doctor in charge put on his rubber gloves, stuck his finger up the old man's ass and hola, the old man started shitting and the shit splattered across everywhere in the examination room, onto the chairs etc.

zoragirl SG

My small jap boss yelling on the phone in japanese to the trainer (japanese) - reason being they want to increase trainer fees by US$200(which will be S$700) per participant (last year, they charge S$400).

The trainer is actually our company internal trainer....
Don't they know the current economic situation ?

elindra SG

took coffee at downstairs coffeeshop when my landlord suddenly decides he prefers my coca cola.

took one sip of the coffee and screwed my face up real bad.

Its tat bitter!

Or just because I am used to 'gourmet' coffee liao. kopitiam kopi cannot drink?

No la some kopitiam ppl dunno how to brew coffee one

Woofmy SG

haiz... bottles... he should have use glass bottle instead of plastic...

Ferret SG

and woofmy the expert speaks...

elindra SG

I think I'm sick

I feel feverish

I ache all over

and I have a sore throat and a headache

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